Blasphememes*

*deface religious art with a visual pun, it’s a Blasphememe!

We’ve decided that the ‘art’ we’re creating by mashing art works and puns together should be called Blasphememes. Here are some more.

Berry Caesar

We start with Jacqui’s “I came to Berry Caesar, not to praise him”.

Primavera

Then we have Fleur’s “Primavera”, after Botticelli. It’s a bowl of pasta, not a pizza, by the way.

lamb of god

Next, Jacqui’s “Roast Lamb of God”, served with roast pumpkin of God.

Saint Sebastan Speared with Asparagus

Fleur’s “St Sebastian Speared with Asparagus”, sticking with the food theme.

st asparagustine

To which Jaqui’s reply was obviously “St Asparagustine”.

Judith Warheading Holofernes

Then Fleur got a bit more expansive in her definition of food, “Judith Warheading Holofernes”.

et tu

Going for the King of all puns, the Latin pun, Jacqui’s “Et tu Brighteyes?”

Venus and Mars

Fleur seems to be rather obsessed with Botticelli, again, here’s “Venus and Mars”.

parsleyfal

Then we went a bit Arthurian, Jacqui’s “Parsleyfal” (this guy’s name is Percival, I didn’t get it either but the image is a winner)

lady of shallot

Of course at some point someone had to do “The Lady of Shallot”, but Fleur got there first.

picasso

Then Jacqui went all new school, with Picasso’s “Somebody I used to know”.

Queen II

Although she was clearly inspired by Fleur’s “Queen II”.

adoration of the magi

And finally, we saved the best for last, Jacqui’s “Adoration of the Maggi”.